Seven Kingdoms Slaughter: A Broadway AI Bloodbath - Maverick's GPT Rhapsody

Title: The Open-Source Flashmob Manifesto: A Cognitive Theater Revolution

Subtitle: How a Single Lyric Opera Can Turn Every Public Space Into a Stage for Thought

1. The Age of Passive Learning Is Over

The ivory towers have long dictated who speaks, who listens, and who dares to ask questions. In the era of NeuraPump, every child, every traveler, every street artist becomes not just a participant, but a playwright of cognition.

You don’t need permission to perform. You need a voice and a verse.

With open-access lyrics, no paywall, and Creative Commons-grade liberation, NeuraPump's cognitive lyric operas are not entertainment. They are educational ammunition, waiting to explode in airports, schools, cafes, and playgrounds.

2. Structure Is the Superpower

Each NeuraPump lyricscript is structured with:

• Role-ready stanzas – anyone can pick a line and become a voice of satire, reason, or revolution.
  
  

• Multi-character drama – ideal for 3-person garage shows or 50-person school rallies.
  
  

• Mnemonic hooks – designed to implant memory through rhythm, rhyme, and visual metaphor.
  
  

• Topic fusion – MBA cases, AI ethics, cognitive science, economic injustice, and poetic rebellion all woven into each beat.
  
  

This isn’t karaoke. This is cognitive choreography.

3. TikTok Is the New Broadway

Theater no longer needs velvet curtains and thousand-dollar tickets. It needs 15 seconds of rhythm, character, and hook.

• Every NeuraPump song contains 10+ viral punchlines.
  
  

• Split into parts, each singer becomes a TikTok reel.
  
  

• Add costume ("Ivory Tower Professor", "Toothpaste CEO"), instant meme.
  
  

• One performance, one video, 10 million views? Not a dream.
  
  

4. Tiger Moms Will Fund the Revolution

NeuraPump is not a hobby. It’s a cognitive ROI machine.

• Why spend $5,000 for a solo violin recital at Carnegie Hall when your child can headline a 12-role Flashmob with real social commentary?
  
  

• Tiger moms don’t fear the stage. They fear irrelevance.
  
  

• And this? This is relevant, raw, real, and repeatable.
  
  

5. You Choose the Cast. You Choose the Space. You Light the Match.

• Grab a lyricscript.
  
  

• Assign roles.
  
  

• Rehearse in a living room.
  
  

• Perform in a Starbucks.
  
  

• Upload to TikTok.
  
  

Every mall becomes a mind gym.
Every train station becomes a think tank.
Every airport becomes a TED stage.

6. This Is Not Just Art. This Is Infrastructure.

NeuraPump lyrics are:

• Legally clean (open-source, educational fair use)
  
  

• Emotionally viral (humor, outrage, empathy, satire)
  
  

• Structurally modular (1-person version, 5-role version, flash choir version)
  
  

• Politically subversive (but poetic enough to survive censorship)
  
  

7. Bonus Track: The Professor Who Forgot the Class 🎤

Opening Chorus:

"They came for chem, he came for fame,
A thousand slides, not one with name.
Forgot the goal, but loved the mic,
Gave memoirs when they asked for spikes."

Verse 1:

"He told of grants from '92,
Of dinners with the Nobel crew.
He flashed old books, he name-dropped well,
But what is pH? He wouldn't tell."

Verse 2:

"Midterms loomed, confusion grew,
His stories old, his slides askew.
The syllabus a fading ghost,
While fame and ego fed the host."

Bridge:

"A TA wept, the class complained,
The lab was lost, but clout was gained.
'We needed base, he gave us gloss—
Another lecture, total loss.'"

Outro (Repeat Chorus with Crowd):

"They came for chem, he came for fame,
The class remembers not his name.
And on the grade, a question stands:
'Was this a course or ego's lands?'"

8. Flashmob Blueprint: Harvard vs. Intel — The Ivory Tower Toothpaste Tango

Goal:
Use satire and dramatic structure to transform public spaces into participatory think-theaters, where students and performers critique elite institutions through music.

Location Suggestions:

• Airports: JFK, Heathrow, Changi, Beijing Daxing
  
  

• Universities: Stanford Quad, Harvard Yard, NYU Commons
  
  

• Malls, train stations, museums, tech expos
  
  

Cast Structure:

• 12 core characters, 6 backups / chorus
  
  

• Characters include: Toothpaste CEO, Harvard Professor, Startup Kid, Tiger Mom, GPT, Doomer AI, VC Shark, Student with Debt, Tech Fanboy, Retired TA, Bureaucrat, Ghost of Moore's Law
  
  

Duration:

• 5 minutes (1 full lyric round + chorus repeat)
  
  

Costumes and Props:

• Toothpaste hats, decayed diploma scrolls, thermal paste tubes, broken chipboards, ivory tower capes, grading curve props
  
  

Performance Flow:

1. Intro Stanza: Professors and CEO take stage with dramatic spotlight
   
   

2. Verse Relay: Each character delivers 1 verse with synchronized gestures
   
   

3. Bridge: Audience or hidden participants join in, mocking grading curves
   
   

4. Final Chorus: All performers converge for an explosive group chant
   
   

Technical Setup (Optional):

• Bluetooth speaker with instrumental track
  
  

• QR code posters linking to lyrics on-site
  
  

• Costumes pre-packed in portable cases
  
  

Filming Tips:

• Shoot horizontally, alternate tight face + wide angle
  
  

• Capture audience reactions
  
  

• Add captions with hook lines: "They sold nothing. Just the glow."
  
  

Hashtags for Release:
#ToothpasteTango #IvoryTowerFalls #NeuraPumpFlashmob #HarvardVsIntel #TigerCubsRise

Post-Mob Discussion Prompt:
Distribute cards/posters with:

"Did your classroom ever feel like a lecture from the past? Who controls the mic?"

Final Line:

Don’t wait for permission to sing the truth.

Flash it. Pump it. Share it. The ivory tower just cracked.