Daddy, You’re the Rebel Now - NeuraPump Tiger Cubs' Roar
Genre: Acoustic Tango x Youth Logic Slam x Parental Reversal Rock Opera
I Grew Up, You Logged Out
▶ I Grew Up, You Logged Out!
🎵 [Verse 1 – The First Flip]
You used to say, “Don’t roll your eyes,”
Now you're the one who cuts all ties.
I bring the facts, you bring the frown,
And then you rage-quit and shut me down.
I studied Marx, you changed the channel,
I said "correlation," you grabbed the flannel.
I show you charts, you say "enough!"
But grown-ups now just call that bluff.
🎵 [Chorus – You’re the One Who’s Pushing Back]
I didn't shout, I didn’t scream,
I showed my logic, line by theme.
You called it sass, you called it pride—
But you're the one who won't collide.
I used to be the one who snapped,
Now it's you who leaves the app.
You fear my thoughts, not my tone,
I grew up — you're on airplane mode.
🎵 [Verse 2 – Passive Aggression 101]
You say you’re tired, "not in the mood,"
When I quote thinkers, you say I'm rude.
I cite my sources, give you time—
You switch to “clean your room” as crime.
You used to tell me to use my brain,
Now that I do, you look in pain.
You mute the truth, then act betrayed,
As if respect means I obeyed.
🎵 [Chorus – You’re the One Who’s Pushing Back]
Dad-ad, I didn't shout, I didn’t scream,
I showed my logic, line by theme.
You called it sass, you called it pride—
But you're the one who won't collide.
I used to be the one who snapped,
Now it's you who leaves the app.
You fear my thoughts, not my tone,
I grew up — you're on airplane mode.
🎵 [Bridge – The Reverse Rebellion]
You skip my points with comic timing,
Then claim I’m too “condescending.”
But I’m not shouting, just aware—
It’s strange when you’re the one who dares.
You won’t debate, but raise your voice,
Then storm away like you’ve no choice.
You say “I’m still the parent here,”
But power doesn’t rule through fear.
🎵 [Chorus 2 – I’m the One Who Stayed in Class]
I sat through lectures, I asked "why?"
You pulled the plug and waved goodbye.
You said I changed — and maybe that's true,
But maybe you didn’t upgrade too.
You say I’m cold, I’m sharp, I’m bold,
But all I did was not be told.
So if I sound like I’m the boss...
Maybe you’re just not used to loss.
🎵 [Verse 3 – Rebellion by Retreat]
You won't respond, you dodge the thread,
Then blame me for the things you said.
You shrink from logic like it's flame—
Then punish me for playing the game.
You claim “we’ve all got different views,”
When I provide objective clues.
But when truth knocks, you run away—
And call that parenting today.
🎵 [🔥 NEW VERSE – Shakespearean Showdown]
So crown yourself with broken pride,
And sit upon the throne you hide.
You fear the child who dares to speak—
Because your echo's grown too weak. 👑🩸
You call my reason cold and dry,
But kings once burned for lesser “why.”
If I’m the storm that cracks your shell,
Then you’re the ghost that rings the bell. ⚖️🔔
🎵 [Finale – Father, Son, and Full Control]
I never fought to rule the land,
I only asked to understand.
But knowledge made the grownups quake,
So now you ghost the mess you make.
So here's the mirror, take a bow—
You wanted power, not the how.
I didn’t shout. I didn’t vow.
But Daddy... you're the rebel now.
🎤 [Whispered Outro:]
“I grew up.
You logged out.”