Mama’s Hair’s on Fire — NeuraPump Broadway Chemical Revue!

Mama’s Hair’s on Fire — NeuraPump Broadway Chemical Revue!

When chemistry gets spicy, the hair gets crispy.

▶ "Mama sprayed alcohol, said 'COVID’s here!'

Ethanol clouds like a cleaning cheer.

E-ethanol, filled the air—

Then she fried rice with a flammable flare! Oh!

She wore goggles — but forgot her bun,

Hair gel sizzling, nowhere to run.

Flashpoint leapt with salsa sizzle—

Goodbye bangs, now it’s a Ruffles riddle!"

"When hydrocarbons meet a pan,

We roast more than just your man!

Heat and vapor do not mix—

Unless you like your eyebrows in tricks."

"Stove met vapor, flashpoint flew,

Mom’s hair launched like rocket glue!

'Who barbecued my fringe today?!'

Keratin combusts in a protein ballet.

Thermodynamics on full attack,

Even her highlights didn’t come back.

Is it combustion or a new salon?

Smells like roasted estrogen baton."

"Exothermic chaos, oxygen’s treat—

Follicle fire, thermal defeat.

Protein chains don’t like the flame,

Now she’s a meme with viral fame!"

"Flour flew like snowball rain,

Cornstarch clouded the microwave pane.

She tried to slap flames with baking bliss—

Now our kitchen’s a foamy abyss!

Baking soda made a carbon dioxide show,

Fire said, 'Nice try, now here we go!'

Steam shot upward, cat jumped high,

Mama shouted: 'I believe I can fry!'"

"Flour’s for muffins, not fire control—

Now our ceiling’s got a pastry soul!

Fire triangle 101,

Needs fuel, heat, and oxygen!"

"pH paper burnt to a crisp,

Glycerin dripped in sulfuric lisp.

Kitchen’s now a lipid warzone,

Like Breaking Bad in a cooking zone!

Saponification made soap art,

Acids screamed like a science fart.

Mama slipped on alkali foam,

Her eyebrows sang the combustion poem."

"Lipid meets base, soap explosion!

Mama’s hair: chemistry’s commotion.

Don’t mix acid with baking flair—

Or you’ll get soap where once was hair."

"Now mama rocks a glittery cap,

Raps her trauma in protein rap.

Keratin rises, amino flows,

Science heals wherever it goes!

Biotin boosts her follicle jazz,

Vitamin E got rid of the spaz.

No more spraying in reckless mode,

She now reads labels like chemistry code."

"From peroxide pain to melanin’s spark—

Even eyebrows get a restart arc.

pH balance, baby, that’s the game,

Even shampoo got a periodic name!"

"So kids beware when vapors rise—

Science wears a fun disguise!

We sing redox, stir with sass—

NeuraPump turns class to brass!

Every flame’s a chance to learn,

Every burn’s a chemical turn.

Sodium, oxygen, carbon, zinc—

Sing the table before you blink!"

“Even a burnt-out bun can bounce back bold—

With amino acid dreams and follicles gold!”

“Test passed. Hair fried. Neurons electrified.”