Oops! I Blew Up Science Class Again - Alex, the Alchemist - MCAT Chemistry

Oops! I Blew Up Science Class Again - Alex, the Alchemist - MCAT Chemistry

It wasn't a mistake. It was a catalytic breakthrough!

▶ "It wasn't a mistake. It was a catalytic breakthrough!"

Welcome to the class where bunsen meets drama,

Where goggles fog like teenage trauma.

I'm Alex the Alchemist, here to confess—

This ain’t a disaster, it’s a glorious mess.

With pH paper in hand and goggles tight,

Science is messy but timing’s right. Oh!

I tried to boil my ramen bowl,

Sodium danced, then stole the show.

Mixed it with H2O, kaboom!

Ceiling now got its own mushroom plume.

Goggles flew, my worksheet burned,

The skeleton model finally learned.

Ms. Lee said, "Son, you’re insane!"

I said, "It’s exothermic — I can’t explain!"

Flashpoint rising, vapor's loud,

Carbon's dancing through the crowd.

Don’t call it trouble, call it flair,

It’s just entropy in the air!

Oops! I blew up science class again!

Thought it was steam, but it started to rain—

Hydrogen tears and a fire alarm,

Now my homework’s got thermal charm.

Oops! My lab coat caught a spark!

Thermodynamics lit up the dark.

I didn’t fail, I combusted,

Learning fast — in flames I trusted!

Tried to make soap in the microwave,

Fat met lye — it didn't behave.

Explosion? Sure. But here’s the twist:

Now the janitor calls me scientist.

Cornstarch clouded HVAC vents,

My lab partner hasn’t come back since.

Baking soda tried to help,

But ended up frothing like kelp.

Op! "Alex," they sighed, "you crossed the line."

I drew it in chalk, then added iodine.

You teach combustion, I *live* the spark,

In margins, I leave my mark.

Molarity? Oops per liter.

Acid-base drama in every beaker.

Entropy? My middle name.

Even Nobel took the blame.

What’s the pKa of a broken flask?

Can you titrate truth if no one asks?

Will the buffer hold if dreams explode?

Who brings goggles on A-ROW's road?

Oops! I blew up science class again!

But this time I graphed it with perfect pen.

Stoichiometry made a light show blast,

Now the board’s framing it under glass!

Oops! The fire drill was my solo cue,

Atoms flew, but knowledge grew. 

From Hesselbach to Boyle's fine law, 

I turned detention into awe!

"If your flask breaks, make symphony."  

"If you combust, combust with dignity."  

"It’s not chaos, it’s choreography."  

"Oops is just another form of inquiry."

Oops! I blew up science class again!

But this time I graphed it with perfect pen.

Stoichiometry made a light show blast,

Now the board’s framing it under glass!

Oops! The fire drill was my solo cue,

Atoms flew, but knowledge grew. 

From Hesselbach to Boyle's fine law, 

I turned detention into awe!

"If your flask breaks, make symphony."  

"If you combust, combust with dignity."  

"It’s not chaos, it’s choreography."  

"Oops is just another form of inquiry."