President Lincoln Started The Ballad of Liberty’s Loophole - APUSH & Gov

President Lincoln Initiated The Ballad of Liberty’s Loophole - APUSH & Gov

Genre: Broadway Dubstep × Satirical Jazz March × Political Story-Rap × NeuraPump Mnemonic Musical

“A filthy, funky, history-fueled Broadway banger — where loopholes sing, presidents dance, and kids spit constitutional bars like it’s recess revolution.”

🎬 [Intro – Whispered Echo]

▶ “We the People,” scrawled in flair,

But who’s “we”? Depends who’s not. 😐📜

💭🎭

🏛️ [Verse 1: A Cabin, A Boy, A Union Bleeding]

Now Lincoln rose with muddy boots,

Chopped logs, read law, dodged disputes. 🪓📚

Emancipation came with flair,

But rights? Depends on who was there. 🧑🏿‍⚖️

He jailed dissent, blocked the court,

Railroads screamed, profits snort. 🚂💸

North cashed in, South dug graves,

Freedom limped on broken legs. Boom! 🧠🪖

📰 [Hook 1: Freedom Ain’t Free, It’s Prepaid]

Freedom’s cute till debts arrive,

Loopholes hum where truths survive. 🧾🎵

Flags don’t lie, but people might,

Ask who profits from the fight. 💸🎖️

🎩 [Verse 2: George’s Empty Wallet]

George had teeth of fancy brass,

But begged each state to pass the glass. Huh-huh-huh! 🥃👴

“No taxes!” rebels cheered,

Now Congress funds through smoke and tears. 💨📉

Shay rose up, the Feds knocked back,

“Nice pitchfork. Now give us that shack.” 🔨🏚️

👨‍⚖️ [Bridge 1: The Judges Sing in Dissent]

Thee Marbury sued, the robe struck gold,

Jefferson grumbled, justice bold. ⚖️💥

Nine old robes still call the play,

Just don’t ask what rules they weigh. I heard that! 📚🤫

🏦 [Verse 3: Banks, Barrels, Broken Promises]

Hamilton loved debt like flair,

Jefferson gagged on elite air. 💼🕴️

Whiskey taxed, farmers roared,

Feds showed up with fiscal swords. OK! 🥃🗡️

🗽 [Hook 2: Liberty’s Paper Trail]

“All men free” — the ink was brave,

But skipped the woman and the slave. ✍️🙅‍♀️

Democracy’s math is kinda rough —

Two wolves, one lamb. Guess who’s tough? 🐺🐑

🎖️ [Verse 4: Presidents Behaving Historically]

FDR stacked courts like Lego stacks,

Nixon bugged and dodged the facts. 📼📉

Until Bush bombed first, Cheney laughed,

Obama droned, then signed a draft. 🛫✍️

Two Trump memed laws, Biden stalled,

Checks and balances nearly mauled. 📲⚖️

🔬 [Verse 5: NeuraPump Children’s Crusade]

Now NeuraPump kids remix the code,

Rapping history in the Beast Mode code. 🎧🧠

They quote Marbury at recess time,

Spitting sugar with fiscal rhyme. 🍬🔁

'Til flashcards burned, TikTok reigns,

Three branches memed with dancing brains. The Rino! 💃🧠

🌀 [Verse 6: The Filibuster Shuffle]

Senators talk just to delay,

Read phonebooks just to block the way. ☎️📖

While bills grow mold beneath the dome,

Kids stream laws on Google Chrome. 🕷️💻

One side yells, “We need more votes!”

Other side? Duct-taped goats. 🐐🩹

Policies loop like carousel lies,

While lobby cash inflates the fries. 🎠🍟

🧠 [Bridge 2: The Kid Asks Why]

“Is Constitution made of clay?”

“No, kid — it bends each payday.” 💵📘

“Do laws apply when we go broke?”

“Well, who you lobby? That’s the joke.” 💼🗳️

🧬 [Final Verse: Dopamine Rebellion]

NeuraPump kids don’t cram, they burn,

Every hook’s a mental turn. 🔁🔥

Rhymes embed in hippocamp,

Muscles sync with memory camp. 💃🧬

Their brains on fire, cortex tight,

The First Amendment sings at night. 🧠🎶

🎇 [Final Hook: Revolution in Rhyme]

And raise your mic, not just your rent,

Understand what “freedom” meant. 🎤🖐️

T0 this land’s a song — go find your verse,

But read the fine print — and rehearse. 📑🎶

🎵 So if they ask how much you know,

Just wink and say:

“Dopamine told me so.” 😏🔥

Raise your mic, not just your rent,

Understand what “freedom” meant. 🎤🖐️

This land’s a song — go find your verse,

But read the fine print — and rehearse. Oh! 📑🎶

🎵 So if they ask how much you know,

Just wink and say:

“Dopamine told me so.” 😏🔥

Raise your mic, not just your rent,

Understand what “freedom” meant. 🎤🖐️

This land’s a song — go find your verse,

But read the fine print — and rehearse. Oh! 📑🎶

🎵 So if they ask how much you know,

Just wink and say:

“Dopamine told me so.” 😏🔥

“Dopamine told me so!” 😏🔥