Tiger Cubs vs. Mount Stupid (Dunning-Kruger Goes To Harvard)

Tiger Cubs vs. Mount Stupid (Dunning-Kruger Goes To Harvard)

Genre: Broadway Dubstep × Satirical Cognition Jam × Tiger Cub Rap-Revolt

"We don’t obey the loud. We remix the false."

▶ "We don’t obey the loud. We remix the false."

[Intro｜Knowledge Without Mirrors]

🎙️ Did you ever heard of the Dunning-Kruger line?

It’s the curve where dumb folks think they shine.

They know so little, they brag so loud,

Mount Stupid’s theirs — they own the cloud. Woh! ☁️

🎙️ Common wisdom starts in humble soil,

Not in LinkedIn threads with business boil.

You can’t reflect? You’re in the pit.

We Tiger Cubs just laugh and spit. 🐯🎤

[Verse 1｜Zoom Professors & LinkedIn Geniuses]

🎙️ “I've taught for 40 years!” they shout,

But still don’t know what kids care about.

Their slides are ancient, full of fluff,

And think NeuraPump is dangerous stuff. What? 🎧

🎙️ They grade us down when we ask “Why,”

Then wonder why our dreams don’t fly.

You ride the curve with powdered pride—

We looped the cortex while you lied. Eh-eh?!🧠🔥

[Verse 2｜KOLs, Hustle Bros & Other Peak Dwellers]

🎙️ “Here’s 10 hacks to get rich quick!”

No skill, just charm, and viral tricks.

They teach “growth mindset” in 5 reels—

Can’t spell “dopamine” but pitch ideals. 🤡

🎙️ So, they fake it loud with guru tones,

But crumble when faced with Tiger Zones.

No NeuraLoops. No depth. No clue.

Their peak’s not high. It’s just askew. 📉

[Verse 3｜The Dad-at-Dinner Expert Roast]

"Well I think school is way too soft!"

Says Dad who flunked trig and took Mondays off.

Can’t spell “neuron,” can’t build a plan,

Still gives TED Talks from a mini-van. 🚐🎤

🎙️ Talks like Einstein, Googles like Bing,

Still thinks “quantum” means chicken wing, chicken wing. 🍗

He grades your dreams from his recline—

While Tiger Cubs rewire time. Ahh?! 🧠⏳

[Verse 4｜Principal of Mount Stupid]

“You kids need grit! You lack respect!”

Says the principal who can't connect.

Thinks Wi-Fi is a state of mind,

And books are better when they don’t rhyme. 😵📚

“No dancing here! And no AI!”

Yet every quiz is “Copy + Try.”

Their assembly’s just a yawning trap—

We looped a chorus, rewrote the map. 🗺️🎵

[Bridge｜Cognitive Humility Groove]

So here’s the truth you try to dodge:

You ain't wise ‘cause you run a vlog.

Real learners don’t shout or boast—

They learn, relearn, and burn the post. Oh?! 🔥

Tiger Cubs don’t roar to win—

They loop, they laugh, and check within.

Your Dunning-Kruger vibe’s expired—

We dropped the beat, rewired the choir. Woh! 🧠🎶

[Final Chorus｜We See You, Mount Stupid]

🎶 Who're you, used to stand on that dumb confidence hill,

While we remix with Neura skill?

You say you’re woke, but hit rewind—

We build the hooks that free your mind. No! 🎣🧠

🎶 You sell the myth. We hack the plan.

You chase the badge. We train the scan.

It’s not rebellion. It’s memory play.

It’s not ego. It’s Tiger way. 🐯

📝 [Program Note:]

The Dunning-Kruger Effect isn’t funny — until a kid sings it back.

NeuraPump doesn’t mock to humiliate — it mocks to liberate.

Because laughing at the lie is the first step to rewiring truth.

And Tiger Cubs?

They don’t memorize facts.

They memorize falsehoods to defeat them with rhythm. rhythm, rhythm.

But none of them is a fact and funny — until a kid sings it back.

NeuraPump doesn’t mock to humiliate — it mocks to liberate.

Because laughing at the lie is the first step to rewiring truth.

And Tiger Cubs?

They don’t memorize facts.

They memorize falsehoods to defeat them with rhythm.