I'm a Creep, Broke Weirdo: Tesla's Zap vs Edison’s Trap + Morgan's Cap - NeuraPump MBA Case Study

I'm a Creep, Broke Weirdo: Tesla's Zap vs Edison’s Trap + Morgan's Cap - NeuraPump MBA Case Study

Genre: NeuroBroadway March × Indie Rock × Harvard MBA Roast

One sparked the world. The other shocked an elephant.

▶ "One sparked the world. The other shocked an elephant."

[Intro – Electric Origins]

In a Croatian hamlet, Nikola sparked alive,

Brain buzzing wild, he’d make the currents jive.

AC power lit the globe, a shock to Edison’s frown,

Tesla coils and radio waves flipped the world around! ⚡🌍

Wireless dreams, he saw it clear, charging air with glee,

“Global Elites” were stunned, his visions soared so free.

Edison zapped a horse, an elephant too, what a creep,

Scaring folks from Tesla’s juice, his DC throne to keep! 🐘🔌

[Chorus – Shock Me With Truth]

Electric feel, oh zap me, Tesla’s sparks ignite,

AC hums, the world’s alive, volts dance day and night! 🎶💥

I’m a creep, a broke weirdo, Morgan ditched my tower’s gleam,

Don’t stop believin’, hold that buzz, I’m the shock supreme!

[Verse 1 – Mad Genius vs. Mad Tricks]

Tesla’s motor whirred, a jolt to industry’s core,

X-rays peeked through bones, he cracked invention’s door. 🧠🦴

Edison’s GE grew fat, raking cash with flair,

While Tesla sold his patents cheap, left with thin air! 💸🌬️

“Maverick’s SAGA” cheers his fight, a brain too bright to tame,

Morgan tossed some bucks his way, then bailed on fame.

Wardenclyffe rose high, a wireless power dare,

But cash dried up, dreams crashed down, poverty’s cruel stare! 📉🏗️

[Chorus – Sparks Never Lie]

Electric feel, oh thrill me, Tesla’s bolts take flight,

Waves whisper through the air, his genius burns so bright! 💫

I’m a creep, a mad weirdo, Edison’s tricks weren’t fair,

Don’t stop believin’, feel that hum, I’m the spark to share!

[Verse 3 – Roast of the Century]

Picture Tesla dreaming free, a wizard in a trance,

Wireless juice to zap the world, he took that epic chance. 💡⚡

Edison smirked and schemed, a cash-grab king in tow,

While Tesla’s wallet shrank, his brilliance stole the show. 👑📉

An' “Alexander’s Tunes” exalt his spark, a century ahead,

Ah! Poverty couldn’t dim his glow, though he died in bed.

Musk saw the dreamer’s soul, not Edison’s stale greed,

GE’s gone, Haier took the loot, Tesla’s all we need! 🎧🧠

[Chorus – The Dreamer’s Charge]

I'll let the sky, let brilliance run,

Edison’s tricks are dead and done.

We hum his name through every wire—

Tesla’s ghost still feeds the fire. Then, now? 🔌🔥

[Verse 4 – Tesla’s Ghost in a Musk Suit 🚗👻]

A hundred years, the tables spin,

GE's a logo in a Haier bin.

While Edison’s “greatness” went off-grid,

Tesla’s name? Elon slid. 🧼⚡

Now kids say “Tesla,” think it's Musk,

While Edison’s name collects the dust.

But Tiger Cubs know what’s fake or real—

We loop the past and break the seal. 🐯🔁

Musk just borrowed that electric ghost,

DC lost the bragging post.

While GE whimpers, stock in wreck,

Tesla’s vibe owns time and tech. 📉🚀

[Final Chorus – Shock Me to the Future]

Electric feel, oh shock me, Tesla’s charge takes hold,

AC rules, the air’s alive, his story’s bold and old! 🌪️

I’m a creep, a lone weirdo, Morgan left me cold,

Don’t stop believin’, ride that wave, I’m the spark untold!