Ice Cream Store - Scoop Me to Stardom: Ice Cream Kings & Cub Leaders

Ice Cream Store - Scoop Me to Stardom: Ice Cream Kings & Cub Leaders

Genre: Broadway Bounce × Tiger Cub March × Dessertcore Pop

“They licked the cone. We scooped the throne.”

▶ “They licked the cone. We scooped the throne.”

[Intro – Carnival Whirl & Cone Anthem] 🎪🍨

There's a jingle rolled in on a summer breeze,

From a truck that danced beneath the trees.

Tiger Cubs lined up with coins to flash,

To trade their test scores for a double dash! 🐯💰

One scoop, two scoop, sprinkle rain,

We earned our fudge with memory gain.

You sell the cone — we sell the thrill,

Each lick a lesson, every bite a skill. 🍫📚

[Verse 1 – Brand Showdown in the Sundae Stadium]

Baskin scoops with 31 names,

Häagen-Dazs plays velvet games.

Ben & Jerry, rebel swirl,

Dairy Queen in drive-thru whirl. 🚗🎉

Cold Stone sings with mix-in flair,

Till TCBY tosses froyo air.

But none can top that Tiger roar—

A song, a scoop, a learning score! 🧠🎵

[Chorus – The Sweetest Study Plan]

🍦 “Test me! Treat me! Scoop my dream!”

Chocolate IQ with a caramel beam!

Parents say “Score it” — we say “Show it!”

Get 80 points, then let us blow it! 💨🎉

From flashcard melts to sprinkles wild,

Each spoon unlocks the genius child.

We don’t just snack — we synthesize,

Each brain freeze makes us analyze! 🧊🤓

[Verse 2 – Carnival Truck vs. Harvard Case]

There’s a truck outside the summer gate,

With music loud and ice cream fate.

Choco Taco, rainbow crunch,

Whistle, sing, and take the plunge! 🎼🚚

But Tiger Cubs don’t just devour—

We chart the price, and clock the hour.

Is this a cost or brand delight?

MBA by sundae night! 💼🍧

[Bridge – Cone Wars: Mini Shark Tank Edition]

Mint Chip vs. Cookie Dough fight,

Kids present their SWOT by night.

UCLA cone? Or Chick-fil-A swirl?

Which has the brand edge to win the world? 🌍📈

Want a scoop? First analyze:

Margin, story, emotional ties.

One kid leads, one pitches sweet—

All with brain freeze at their feet. 🧊🎤

[Verse 3 – Scoop Boss Menu Rap 🍦📋]

🎙 Baskin's got 31 — roll call, please:

Mint Chip, Bubblegum, and Cookies ’n’ Cream! 🍪🍃

Strawberry Cheesecake, Pistachio kiss,

Rainbow Sherbet, can’t miss this list! 🌈🍓

🍨 Cold Stone, Stone, Stone smashes mix-ins live,

Gummy bears, fudge, Oreos dive.

Dairy Queen drops that Blizzard bomb,

While Sonic zips with cherry charm! 🍒⚡

🍦 Dairy Queen drops that freestyle fate:

Push-pops, drumsticks, swirl on plate.

Ben & Jerry toss wild cards in,

Phish Food, Netflix Fudge, Cherry Grin. 🎬🍒

🍧 Fro-froyo bar? Build it sky-high:

Granola, mochi, kiwi fly! 🥝

Sundaes? Yes! Waffle boats? Yes!

Caramel swirl? Yes! “Let’s stress-test this, this mess!” 😋📊

[Chorus – The Deal-Closing Delight]

🍦 “Test me! Treat me! Scoop my dream!”

Tiger Cubs reign with a whipped cream scheme!

Sing it loud in case they doubt—

You want your swirl? Then loop it out! 🔁🎶

Each flavor’s more than just delight,

It’s Harvard theory with appetite.

NeuraPump with waffle fries—

MBA with sticky highs! 🍟📊

[Outro – The Dessert Manifesto]

So next time you hand that cone with pride,

Remember what’s been baked inside:

300 words, a case review,

Three scoops, and a business view! No! 🎓🍨

They eat. We lead.

They slurp. We read.

We loop. We treat.

Now Tiger Cubs own the street. 🐯🛣️