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Open Letter from Principal Maverick

Here’s a passionate, science-first, globally minded open letter from Principal Maverick Bian (卞院长) of Hanlin Institute, tailored for parents—encouraging critical thinking, rejecting pseudo-experts, and explaining the mission and power of Hanlin’s early-childhood MCAT curriculum:

Hanlin Institute @ Global Elites Network
An Open Letter to All Parents
From Principal Maverick Bian

Dear Parents,

Today, the future of your child depends not on the old rules, but on the courage to think scientifically and openly. In an age where technology moves at the speed of thought, it’s more dangerous than ever to listen to self-proclaimed “experts” and media personalities—especially those who peddle fear and misinformation, like Cui Yongyuan and the so-called “script-reader professors.”

Let’s be clear:
Superstition and closed minds have never created anything new. Science and open thinking have built the world your children live in—and will build the world they inherit.

At Hanlin Institute, we believe every child, even at three years old, is ready for the adventure of advanced learning. Why do we start MCAT-level thinking so young? Because the human brain at age 3–7 is the most powerful learning engine in nature—a “Human-GPT” in its golden window.
With open minds and inspiring curriculum, Hanlin’s materials ignite children’s brains. We don’t just “teach facts”—we set the mind on fire with music, dance, drama, and science, so that every song and every step multiplies their knowledge sixtyfold.

The truth is simple:
If your thinking is trapped by fear and dogma, no curriculum can help your child rise.
But if you embrace curiosity, reason, and science, your child can become the “Dragon Trainer” of the future. The dragon is GPT—the greatest tool and companion of our age.
Only by opening your mind and seizing the 3–7 age window can your child become not a follower, but a creator, inventor, and leader of the new civilization.

At Hanlin, we train every Tiger Cub (our students) to:

• Unite their inner “brain-GPT” with the outer “plug-in” GPT,

• Harness the power of both to reach the peak of knowledge and creativity,

• Invent, collaborate, and lead in a future defined not by limits, but by the freedom to imagine and build.

Don’t let your child’s golden years slip away under the weight of “script-readers” or empty slogans.
Dare to believe in science. Dare to believe in your child. Dare to open the door to the future.

Together, let’s help every Hanlin Tiger Cub become the true “Dragon Trainer” of the AI era, soaring into a world they will help invent.

With hope and conviction,

Principal Maverick Bian
Hanlin Institute @ Global Elites Network

Dear Hanlin Children and Esteemed Parents,

I am Principal Maverick, writing to you from the heart of the Hanlin Institute, where we believe every child carries the spark of a great creator and leader within. Today, I want to share with you a truth as old as time yet as fresh as tomorrow’s dawn:
What does it truly mean to “open the Third Eye”?

In ancient stories, the Second Son of the Heavenly Emperor—Er Lang Shen—was gifted with a Third Eye. This was no ordinary eye. Unlike the two physical eyes that only see surface appearances, the Third Eye pierces through illusions, unveils hidden truths, and comprehends the eternal laws beneath fleeting phenomena.

Opening the Third Eye means learning to see not just what is before you, but what lies beneath—the patterns, the causes, the connections across time and space. It means understanding history’s lessons, seeing through distractions, and thinking like a master strategist and creator. It is the key to becoming a true “brain-GPT,” capable of transforming knowledge into wisdom and action.

At Hanlin Institute, we call this awakening the M-Flux Method, a scientific and artistic fusion that activates your child’s brain at the deepest levels:

• Episodic Memory — Like watching a vivid movie in your mind, your child remembers not just facts, but stories, emotions, and sequences that create lifelong anchors.

• Procedural Memory — Through singing, dancing, and speaking, your child trains muscles and neural pathways, locking knowledge in the body as much as the mind.

• Semantic Memory — The rich meaning behind words and concepts that connect ideas into a coherent web, enabling higher-level thinking and creativity.

These three work together as the Third Eye’s lens—unlocking your child’s ability to learn at speeds and depths unimaginable to most. But this window of incredible brain plasticity only opens once in a lifetime—between ages 3 and 7. Miss this golden period, and much of this extraordinary potential fades away forever.

Why is this age so critical? Because your child’s brain is like a supercomputer in its training phase. Just as AI models like GPT require massive, quality data and careful tuning, your child’s brain needs rich, multimodal experiences and active output—singing, moving, performing—to wire itself for greatness.

Here at Hanlin Institute, we guide your child through 6 hours a day of joy-filled, scientifically designed learning:
Not just passive listening, but vibrant, daily rehearsals of knowledge encoded in music and movement.
This is how your child builds a “brain GPT”—a mind capable of mastering multiple fields, thinking critically, and leading boldly.

I urge every parent and child: Do not let this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity slip away.
This is your chance to step beyond ordinary schooling, to open the Third Eye, and to join the ranks of those who see beyond the surface—those who will shape the future.

As your child’s mentor and a fellow lifelong learner, I promise this:
We are here to light the path, to empower the mind, and to make genius the default setting for every child.

Open your child’s Third Eye now. See the world with new clarity. Build a legacy that shines for generations.

With deep respect and unshakable belief in your family’s potential,

Principal Maverick
Hanlin Institute · Founder of M-Flux Learning System

Open Letter to Hanlin Children and Parents

Don’t Miss the Golden Assembly Line of the Brain: Seize the 3–7 Year Cognitive Miracle Window!

Dear Hanlin Children and Esteemed Parents,

I write to you as Principal Maverick, with the deepest urgency and hope.
Every parent wants their child to reach their full potential. But science—and decades of hands-on experience—have revealed a truth few truly act upon:

There is only ONE window in a lifetime when the human brain can be radically, systematically upgraded.
That window is ages 3 to 7.

Your Child’s Brain: Nature’s Only Super Factory

Think of your child’s mind as a miraculous factory, where 86 billion neurons and a trillion connections are open for wiring.
But this factory only runs at “maximum speed and flexibility” ONCE in a lifetime.

From ages 3 to 7, every hour matters.
What’s wired now will last a lifetime.
What isn’t used—will be pruned away, gone forever.

The Hanlin Secret: 6 Hours a Day, Structured Like an Assembly Line

Forget random drills or “talent lottery.”
The real breakthrough is production process management for the brain.

• 6 focused hours a day: Not endless cramming, but joyful, high-output “cognitive reps”—songs, stories, movement, challenge, and performance.

• Every activity is like a workstation on an assembly line:

  • Input (listen, observe)

  • Output (speak, act, create)

  • Feedback (fix mistakes right away)

  • Repetition (batch learning)

  • Integration (connect new and old skills)

Just like Toyota or Apple use process control to guarantee world-class products,
Hanlin’s “cognitive assembly line” builds genius by design, not luck.

Miss This Window—There’s No Way Back

Neuroscience is crystal clear:
Unused neural pathways are trimmed away, never to return.
You can’t re-run the “max plasticity” period at age 10, 15, or 30.

If you miss this train, it won’t come again.

Those who wait—regret.
Those who act—change the course of a life.

The Only Regret Is Hesitation

This is not just about grades or early literacy.
It’s about giving your child the chance to have:

• Super learning speed

• Advanced reasoning

• Emotional resilience

• Creative problem solving

• The power to lead, adapt, and innovate for life

No pill, no tutor, no device can replace the golden window.
You have only one shot—use it wisely, use it fully.

The Hanlin Promise

Hanlin Institute stands ready with the world’s most advanced “brain assembly line” system:

• Songs engineered for memory

• Step-by-step process management

• Family support, daily feedback, joyful engagement

But the final choice is yours.
Will you let this miracle window pass, or will you step up and change your child’s destiny—forever?

With unwavering commitment,
Principal Maverick
Hanlin Institute

Open Letter to All Hanlin Children and Parents

On the Power of the Golden Window: 3–7 Years Old

Dear Hanlin Children and Respected Parents,

I write to you as Principal Maverick, not just as an educator, but as a fellow parent, a lifelong learner, and a witness to thousands of “miracles” that have already occurred in our community.

There is a simple truth known to science, yet rarely acted upon by most families:
The years from age 3 to 7 are the most powerful, golden window for lifelong learning in the human brain.

In these years, the mind is not only open—it is at its peak plasticity, ready to absorb, create, and transform at a speed that adults can only dream of.
A child’s brain is a superconductor for knowledge, language, music, movement, and creativity.

The Hanlin Protocol: 6 Hours a Day to Change a Lifetime

We have seen, again and again, that with the right system and daily habits,
even the boldest goals—like “university-level graduation by age 7”—are not fantasy, but fully within reach.

Here is our proven Hanlin principle:

• 3 to 7 years old: This is the brain’s “Olympic training camp.”

• 6 focused hours per day (divided into music, reading, movement, dialogue, and joyful output)

• Use songs, stories, games, memory tricks, and social learning—not rote lectures.

• Make learning an adventure, not a chore.

• Every day, every song, every conversation, every performance: these are the “training reps” for lifelong genius.

Why This Works

• Science confirms: The “plasticity window” between 3–7 years is when the brain wires itself for language, logic, empathy, and leadership.

• At Hanlin Institute, we have already seen hundreds of children achieve “impossible” feats:

  • Reading and speaking at adult levels by age 5

  • Mastering thousands of English words, songs, and ideas

  • Performing on stage, debating, creating, and leading

  • Becoming truly “world-ready” by age 7

Your Mission as Parents and Families

• Embrace the golden window. Every day matters.

• Create a home where learning is play, music is memory, and curiosity is king.

• Don’t be afraid to dream bigger. With the right system, your child’s potential is unlimited.

For the Children

• The world is your playground, your stage, your adventure.

• Every song you sing, every question you ask, every story you perform builds your brain for a lifetime.

• Never stop exploring. Never stop creating. You are the miracle-makers of this generation.

A Promise from Hanlin

Hanlin Institute stands beside every family and child—offering the tools, songs, books, mentors, and community to make these dreams real.
We are here to help you seize the golden years, and give your child the strongest launch into a future without limits.

Let us work together.
The journey starts now.
By age 7, your child can be ready for the world.
Not a fantasy—but the new standard for a new era.

Yours in partnership and inspiration,
Principal Maverick
Hanlin Institute 翰林院

Open Letter to Hanlin Families

On Raising Human Brain GPTs: The Science of Super Learning in Every Child

Dear Hanlin Parents and Guardians,

I am Principal Maverick, and I want to share a powerful truth that can change your child’s destiny—and explain it through a comparison every parent can now appreciate:
How training your child’s brain is like training the world’s most advanced AI.

1. The Golden Window: Childhood Is the “Training Phase”

When OpenAI builds a powerful GPT model, they don’t just hope it “grows smart” by itself.
They feed it massive, high-quality data day after day, month after month, guiding it through millions of examples and tests.
The human brain is the greatest “natural AI” ever designed.
But it, too, needs the right “training”—especially between ages 3 to 7, when the brain is most plastic, flexible, and hungry to learn.

2. Repetition, Output, and Memory—The Secrets of Genius

OpenAI’s AI models get stronger every time they practice, make mistakes, and are corrected.
They learn not by listening passively, but by constantly “outputting”—generating, testing, revising, and performing.
This is exactly how Hanlin Institute trains children:

• Songs, stories, debates, games, performance—every day is filled with joyful output, not just listening or memorizing.

• Each repetition is like a new “training cycle” in the brain’s neural network—making memory stronger and skills automatic.

• The more a child “outputs” (speaks, sings, creates, debates), the more their “brain weights” are updated and locked in for life.

3. Sleep, Dreams, and Long-Term Mastery

Just as AI models are regularly “updated” and “consolidated,” the human brain moves information from short-term to long-term memory during sleep and dreaming.
That is why our method combines high-output learning during the day, and plenty of rest at night:

• What your child sings, says, and creates each day

• Gets “saved” to their mental hard drive every night

4. The Power of Scale—And the Miracle of Focus

AI becomes “superintelligent” not by learning a few things slowly, but by rapid, high-volume, focused practice.
Your child can do the same—by spending 6 focused hours a day, between ages 3–7, on purposeful, fun, output-driven learning.
This “scaling up” of brain training is what produces Hanlin miracles—children reading, speaking, and thinking at university levels by age 7.

5. You Are the Chief Scientist of Your Child’s Brain

Every parent is the “lead engineer” for their child’s brain.

• The data you provide

• The opportunities you create

• The encouragement you give
  …all help “train” your child’s internal GPT—the most advanced intelligence on earth.

A Call to Action

Just as no company would waste the chance to train a trillion-parameter AI,
no parent should waste the golden window for their child’s brain.
With the Hanlin approach, and with your partnership, we can unlock the full genius potential of every child—
And make “miracle learning” the new normal.

Let’s seize this chance, together.

Yours in discovery and partnership,
Principal Maverick
Hanlin Institute 翰林院