Hooks vs Wires
(NeuraPump vs Neuralink) 

Don't Drill My Brain... Thrill It Instead! 🧠🎤

▶ Ah! Delay... Woo! Talk! Yeah!

They came in suits with a PowerPoint click, 💼📊

Said, “We’ll hack your brain with a neural stick!” 🧠🪛

Surgical smiles, with wires to sell, 😷🔌

“Get A’s without thinking!” (What the hell?) 😳🤖

“We’ll fix your kid in under a day, 🛠️⏱️

No need for teachers — we’ll plug it away.” 👩‍🏫🚫🔋

You nodded hard, they signed your skull, 🧾🧠

Now Jimmy glitches and drools in dull. 🌀🤤

You promised genius in a microchip, 🌟💾

But now he crashes from every trip. 💥🧍‍♂️

While you debug his school reports, 🧠🔧

We’re singing Shakespeare on hoverboards, soar! Sir! 🎭🛹✨

Neuralink drills, NeuraPump rhymes, 🛠️🎶

One cuts heads, the other rewinds. 🔪⏪

You code the cortex, we spark the soul, 👨‍💻🔥

You bought control, we bought rock’n’roll. 🧾🎸

One goes beep, the other goes boom, 📟💣

You booked surgery, we booked the room. 🏥🎤

You want kids to USB dreams, 💻🛌

We want ‘em rapping about laser beams. 🎙️🔫

You said, “My son’s slow — install a patch,” 🧑‍🔧🐌

But forgot he’s not your iPhone batch. 📱👦

You mapped his brain like Google Earth, 🧭🧠

While we mapped stars in music’s birth. 🌌🎼

You said, “He lacks ambition, grit!” 😐🥱

We said, “He’s a jazz kid — let him spit.” 🎷💥

You uploaded Latin, broke his vibe, 🏛️📉

We dropped a beat — he came alive. 🥁⚡

Don’t scalp my dreams, don’t snip my spark, ✂️💭🔥

Don’t lobotomy me ‘cause I think in art. 🧠🎨

I’m not a socket for your wires and tags, 🔌🛑

I’m a marching verse with dopamine flags! 🥁🚩🧬

You do surgery, we do symphonies, 🛠️🎻

You teach silence, we teach “yes, and, please!” 🤫🎭🙏

You call it “hack,” we call it “flow,” 💻🌊

You call it “fixed,” we call it “grow.” Uh! 🌱🎤

Neuralink drills, NeuraPump roars, 🧠🦁

One’s for labs, the other’s for encores. 🧪🎤

You charge by volts, we charge by verse, ⚡📜

Your kids need gauze, ours rehearse. 🩹🎬

One plugs wires, the other drops hooks, 🔌🎣

You want downloads, we write books. ⬇️📚

You snip synapses, we build lore— ✂️🧠📖

Your kids say “ouch,” ours scream “ENCORE!” Sir! 😖🎭🎉

So keep your chip and data debt, 💳💾

We’ll take the soul you won’t forget. 🧠❤️

A loop, a laugh, a 60-spin ride— 🔁😂🎡

And boom: the cortex opens wide. 💥🧠✨

No needles, no drills, no screws to twist— 💉🚫🔩

Just 3,000 songs and zero risk. 🎶✅

We don’t hack, hack brains. 🚫🧠

We awaken them. 🌞💡

Neuralink cuts to upload. NeuraPump sings to explode. 🎤🔥

One rewires. The other rewakes. 🔌🌀✨