Hooks vs Wires:
(Maverick's NeuraPump FaceOff Elon's Neuralink)
Don't Drill My Brain... Thrill It Instead! 🧠🎤
--- 3'13" | 5-Star | 2025-03-31-03 by ATG @ GEN
▶ Ah! Delay... Woo! Talk! Yeah!
They came in suits with a PowerPoint click, 💼📊
Said, “We’ll hack your brain with a neural stick!” 🧠🪛
Surgical smiles, with wires to sell, 😷🔌
“Get A’s without thinking!” (What the hell?) 😳🤖
“We’ll fix your kid in under a day, 🛠️⏱️
No need for teachers — we’ll plug it away.” 👩🏫🚫🔋
You nodded hard, they signed your skull, 🧾🧠
Now Jimmy glitches and drools in dull. 🌀🤤
You promised genius in a microchip, 🌟💾
But now he crashes from every trip. 💥🧍♂️
While you debug his school reports, 🧠🔧
We’re singing Shakespeare on hoverboards, soar! Sir! 🎭🛹✨
Neuralink drills, NeuraPump rhymes, 🛠️🎶
One cuts heads, the other rewinds. 🔪⏪
You code the cortex, we spark the soul, 👨💻🔥
You bought control, we bought rock’n’roll. 🧾🎸
One goes beep, the other goes boom, 📟💣
You booked surgery, we booked the room. 🏥🎤
You want kids to USB dreams, 💻🛌
We want ‘em rapping about laser beams. 🎙️🔫
You said, “My son’s slow — install a patch,” 🧑🔧🐌
But forgot he’s not your iPhone batch. 📱👦
You mapped his brain like Google Earth, 🧭🧠
While we mapped stars in music’s birth. 🌌🎼
You said, “He lacks ambition, grit!” 😐🥱
We said, “He’s a jazz kid — let him spit.” 🎷💥
You uploaded Latin, broke his vibe, 🏛️📉
We dropped a beat — he came alive. 🥁⚡
Don’t scalp my dreams, don’t snip my spark, ✂️💭🔥
Don’t lobotomy me ‘cause I think in art. 🧠🎨
I’m not a socket for your wires and tags, 🔌🛑
I’m a marching verse with dopamine flags! 🥁🚩🧬
You do surgery, we do symphonies, 🛠️🎻
You teach silence, we teach “yes, and, please!” 🤫🎭🙏
You call it “hack,” we call it “flow,” 💻🌊
You call it “fixed,” we call it “grow.” Uh! 🌱🎤
Neuralink drills, NeuraPump roars, 🧠🦁
One’s for labs, the other’s for encores. 🧪🎤
You charge by volts, we charge by verse, ⚡📜
Your kids need gauze, ours rehearse. 🩹🎬
One plugs wires, the other drops hooks, 🔌🎣
You want downloads, we write books. ⬇️📚
You snip synapses, we build lore— ✂️🧠📖
Your kids say “ouch,” ours scream “ENCORE!” Sir! 😖🎭🎉
So keep your chip and data debt, 💳💾
We’ll take the soul you won’t forget. 🧠❤️
A loop, a laugh, a 60-spin ride— 🔁😂🎡
And boom: the cortex opens wide. 💥🧠✨
No needles, no drills, no screws to twist— 💉🚫🔩
Just 3,000 songs and zero risk. 🎶✅
We don’t hack, hack brains. 🚫🧠
We awaken them. 🌞💡
Neuralink cuts to upload. NeuraPump sings to explode. 🎤🔥
One rewires. The other rewakes. 🔌🌀✨